I would like to take a moment to recognize the comic genius of a Ms. Chelsea Handler. She is my Oprah.Watch out ConeZone, this funny lady is taking over late night, and for good reason. I hope she jay walks right over your big bobble of a head, Leno. About time we saw a sister up there with the not so funny boys. If you haven't checked her out yet, watch her show on E, or see her in person. It will change your life. I promise. With her doing, the mentioning of Speidi ( the disease otherwise known as Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag) is not allowed on E. Nice work, Chelsea, nice work. She's also authored two hilarious books, and I am not at all ashamed to say that I have read them both. More than once. It's not often that we see a woman able to throw punches at ridonk celebs as hard as Chelsea does. I now actually pity Lindsay Lohan, as the amount of verbal abuse shes taken from Chelsea alone is pretty shocking. I probably shouldn't be telling you all where to find this comic genius though, as much of what I say is simply me reiterating what I heard from my girl Chels....oh well. My funny days are over.I sacrifice in the name of love for the Handler.
She will also be gracing the cover of Playboy in December, but, being the classy lady she is, will not go full monty. Shes apparently saving something for that silver fox of hers.
**Playboy will not be a theme on this blog, albeit at this point it must seem like it is. This is the last mentioning of the mag. Promise.
Unless Hef dies. Which is pretty damn likely.
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